1. testsubjectb: pokemonmasterkimba: purpleneenee: aeolus06: the-peregrine-mendicant: doomsong13: fandomblogger: i-am-funny-and-you-are-not: 0nehundred-sleepless-nights: blainesbedroom: diamondintherough96: pudding-is-the-new-fondue: just-a-cardboard-box: a-very-not-royal-prince: sociopathhasthephonebox: you-cant-stop-the-moriparty: OHMYGOD.  Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?! WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt! Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie. OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE! …Seriously? People. Wow. Open your EYES. Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR IN WHITE PANTS??? CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT! Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1 Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya? Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES! I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL! what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?! omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!! THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman! The real crime here are those pants with that top.  WHAT. THE. FUCK.HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO CLOSE THAT FRIDGE WHEN YOU HAVE A BOTTLE OF PERRIER IN THE WAY? SMARTEN THE FUCK UP. And that thing of spatulas is gonna fall on the floor! Quick, Barbie, before you get a mess on the floor

    testsubjectb:

    pokemonmasterkimba:

    purpleneenee:

    aeolus06:

    the-peregrine-mendicant:

    doomsong13:

    fandomblogger:

    i-am-funny-and-you-are-not:

    0nehundred-sleepless-nights:

    blainesbedroom:

    diamondintherough96:

    pudding-is-the-new-fondue:

    just-a-cardboard-box:

    a-very-not-royal-prince:

    sociopathhasthephonebox:

    you-cant-stop-the-moriparty:

    OHMYGOD. 

    Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

    WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

    BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

    Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

    OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

    …Seriously?

    People. Wow. Open your EYES.

    Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

    IN

    WHITE

    PANTS???

    CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

    Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

    Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

    Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

    I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

    what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!

    omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

    SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

    THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

    The real crime here are those pants with that top. 

    WHAT. THE. FUCK.

    HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO CLOSE THAT FRIDGE WHEN YOU HAVE A BOTTLE OF PERRIER IN THE WAY? SMARTEN THE FUCK UP.

    And that thing of spatulas is gonna fall on the floor! Quick, Barbie, before you get a mess on the floor

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