1. theatlantic: Weekly World News, FTW “Bat Boy is from West Virginia and really understands the struggles that the middle class is going through,” said a Romney advisor.  ”With Bat Boy on the ticket, the Republicans should be able to carry the south, the midwest and all the Hollywood who all love mutants. Some inside the Republican party are not happy with Bat Boy as the VP choice.  Karl Rove is said to be working overtime on a smear campaign to destroy Bat Boy’s credibility. “Since that college professor pulled him out of a cave in West Virginia in 1992, he’s never fully acclimated to human culture, and he has a reputation for doing what the hell he wants to do regardless of the consequences,” said Rove. FORGET EVERYTHING, BAT BOY YOU HAVE MY VOTE FOREVER

    theatlantic:

    Weekly World News, FTW

    “Bat Boy is from West Virginia and really understands the struggles that the middle class is going through,” said a Romney advisor.  ”With Bat Boy on the ticket, the Republicans should be able to carry the south, the midwest and all the Hollywood who all love mutants.

    Some inside the Republican party are not happy with Bat Boy as the VP choice.  Karl Rove is said to be working overtime on a smear campaign to destroy Bat Boy’s credibility.

    “Since that college professor pulled him out of a cave in West Virginia in 1992, he’s never fully acclimated to human culture, and he has a reputation for doing what the hell he wants to do regardless of the consequences,” said Rove.

    FORGET EVERYTHING, BAT BOY YOU HAVE MY VOTE FOREVER

    10 months ago  /  713 notes  /  Source: weeklyworldnews.com

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