1. theclearlydope: Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today. Supervisor: Why? Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car. Supervisor: (silence) Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up? Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist. Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.

    theclearlydope:

    Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today.

    Supervisor: Why?

    Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car.

    Supervisor: (silence)

    Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up?

    Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist.

    Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.

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