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10 years from now people are gonna ask me how my teenage years went and I will just start crying
10 years from now people are gonna ask me how my teenage years went and I will just say “I can’t remember because it was almost 20 years ago”.
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“Virgin”
In conclusion, in order to prevent the spread of HIV and because it’s important to remain a virgin until marriage, you should practice anal sex.
…well that was almost a correct answer…
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Raymond Chandler reminds us to stay humble, as our wits are about as eternal as the food turning soft in our fridge (I’m looking at you cabbage…).
“Cleverness, like perhaps strawberries, is a perishable commodity.”
I find quote-hoarding to be a fabulous method of borrowing the knowledgable thoughts of others when my own fails.
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I follow back similar.
what the fuck is similar to cops arresting a tornado
(via ohaicarolina)
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– Charles Bukowski (via cognitivedissonance)The nights you fight best are
when all the weapons are pointed at you,
when all the voices hurl their insults
while the dream is being strangled.The nights you fight best are
when reason gets kicked in the gut,
when the chariots of gloom encircle you.The nights you fight best are
when the laughter of fools fills the air,
when the kiss of death is mistaken for love.The nights you fight best are
when the game is fixed,
when the crowd screams for your blood.The nights you fight best are
on a night like this
as you chase a thousand dark rats from your brain,
as you rise up against the impossible,
as you become a brother to the tender sister of joyand move on
regardless.
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So if the Red Wings knock off the Blackhawks, can someone put together a highlight video from this series and set it to “Chelsea Dagger”? Because that would be fun as hell :^D
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Sithshot
Never have I been so interested in hockey until now.
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