May 2012
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April 2012
137 posts
Addendum
The “pretty much everyone” figure is backed up by polling, but I forget where it is, and I hate bouncing from tab to tab on the iPad.
I should have done something more innocuous, like hacked a dead girl’s phone and...
– Fox “News” mole JOE MUTO, whose apartment was searched by officials from the New York City District Attorney’s office this morning. Muto says the phone-hacking News Corp. company is “apparently accusing me of grand larceny, I guess.”
I guess it helps Rupert Murdoch to have friends in high...
The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
I hate that feeling when you randomly feel...
OMG GUISE PRESS ALT THEN THE REBLOG BUTTON
geekeryandhockey:
lovelyonedirectionboys:
THE HELL?!
new trick!
So I FB-posted an article about "Girls" that I...
daveholmes:
We should all turn off our televisions and close our laptops and go outside and move our limbs and play with each other and laugh and smooch and wrestle, because we are all going to be dead in what will seem like 45 minutes and we are going to stay that way until the end of an infinite number of forevers.
Have a great weekend!