jeanvaljeanralphio: The next time you feel down, just remember that Bruce Banner tried to kill himself and Tony Stark has anxiety attacks, and they’ve both saved the world. You will be okay.
thisishockeytown: The Colorado Avalanche announced Thursday that Patrick Roy has reached an agreement in principle to be the team’s new coach and vice president of hockey operations. Does this mean we can hate the Avs again?
If River Song can concentrate on a dress size and...
10-roses: sursonica: inflammatorystatements: Woman Time Lords can control the way they will look when they regenerate, while male Time Lords cannot. This was established in Classic Who, when Romana regenerated. Also, the Doctor wanting to be Ginger is not about the hair color. In Gallifrey, the only ones to have red hair were the people called Heroes which were beings who were...
ussawesome: man, i love those people you can have really good discussions with, the kind of people that make you vaguely uncomfortable but not so uncomfortable that you feel unsafe or like these conversations will have personal repercussions just enough to get you thinking and involved
orelpuppington: IMPORTANT NEWS: “PIZZA ROLLS” IS THE PERFECT NUMBER OF LETTERS FOR KNUCKLE TATTOOS
nottoolong: sewphia: 10 years from now people are gonna ask me how my teenage years went and I will just start crying 10 years from now people are gonna ask me how my teenage years went and I will just say “I can’t remember because it was almost 20 years ago”.
shitmystudentswrite: In conclusion, in order to prevent the spread of HIV and because it’s important to remain a virgin until marriage, you should practice anal sex. …well that was almost a correct answer…
The nights you fight best are when all the weapons are pointed at you, when...– Charles Bukowski (via cognitivedissonance)
So if the Red Wings knock off the Blackhawks, can someone put together a highlight video from this series and set it to “Chelsea Dagger”? Because that would be fun as hell :^D
kawaiipeculier: everyone on this website has all these super informed opinions theyre really passionate about and im just over here like
“I don’t know where I am. It’s like I’m breaking into a million different pieces and there’s only one thing I remember. I have to save The Doctor. He always looks different. Sometimes, I think I’m everywhere at once, running every second, just to save him. Doctor? But he never hears me. Almost never.” —Clara Oswald, The Name of the Doctor
Some days I feel like, in all the world, all the people I can really trust can be counted on one hand.
Is there a gif somewhere of that takedown Abdelkader had last night?
yes-it-means-i-am-bread: does anyone remember law4kids like this kids’ website that had these shitty webcomics and animations telling them all about DA LAW i mean this shit was hilarious even by itself BUT THEN PEOPLE STARTED MAKING PARODIES AND THEY JUST KEPT COMING
tumblr is like egypt nobody understands us and we worship cats
bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin ḱerberos means “spotted” that’s right hades, lord of the dead,...
girouxtiful: flyered-up: couturiersmissingteeth: pittisit18: I honestly don’t know which is worse: the Islanders fan who said it didn’t matter that they were eliminated because Tavares was up for the Hart or the Flyers fans who care more about the cover vote than how their team plays. I’m giggling. I honestly dont know which is worse: the fact that Pens fans still have to tear people...
ladyintheoutfield: hey red wings remember in ‘02 when you played colorado and it went to game 7 and you showed up and blew them the fuck out of the water and won 7-0? yeah let’s do that
ShortFormBlog: IRS apologizes for unfairly... →
shortformblog: 75 the number of tax-exempt groups the Internal Revenue Service says it unfairly targeted due to words such as “patriot” or “tea party” in their names. The IRS, which apologized for the actions on Friday. The groups accounted for one-quarter of the 300 groups that received extra scrutiny by… Somehow this doesn’t bother me—not on any kind of partisan line, but...
snazziest: I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
she is just one of those people that just makes you feel like you’re...